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When a guy's balls are nasty, misshapen , deformed, distorted... missing. When the balls don't look right and they are messed up they are mesticals.
"I swear, his mesticals was shaped were Abraham Lincoln. And it even had a beard."
Used to describe the female in a relationship that does not have any cooking, cleaning or sewing abilities but instead prefers to balance this deficiency by behaving like a nymphomaniac for her partner.
Lulu can't cook for shit but she gives a mean blow job. I guess you could say she's "Ho-mestic"
Throwing a dog at someone to knock them out. Also known as dog-mestic abuse, pack violence, can be broadly defined as a pattern of abusive behaviors by one or both partners in an intimate relationship such as marriage, dating, family, friends or cohabitation. According to the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (A.S.P.C.A). Dog-Mestic Violence is a serious, preventable public health problem affecting more than 32 million Dogs, or over 10% of the U.S. population of dogs.
Angie: Did you hear about Jimmy G?
Wayne: No, what happened?
Angie: He went to jail for throwing their dog Bosco at Nikki,
and now they're charging him with
Dog-Mestic Violence.
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