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A term used when you're listening to heavy metal, and on the can at the same time, when you're bowel movements match the the rhythm tone of the song
I Think Chop Suey is impossible to time your Metal Shit Movements
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The guy above me.
Guy Above Me : "I am a homosexual, and i lick my cat's pussy every night"
Everyone with decent taste in music : "Yes you do."
Shit Metal = Non-existent
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A sub-sub-genre of heavy metal that contains various metal bands that suck complete and total ass.
Circumstances beyond the control of those capable of rational thought have given these shit-metal bands popularity amongst the sheep and devolved beings throughout the earth.
Dude #1: Hey, what the hell are we listening to? It sounds like an antelope shitting on a tin can...
Dude #2: Oh, this is the new Metallica album, St. Anger. Metallica went with a shit-metal sound this record, I guess...
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insert any metal AT ALL here and it'll probably fit
man metal sucks fuckin balls it's all shit metal
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Used to express aggravation while scrap metaling, driving, talking, or running away from guys on private property. Could also be said as bull cop bull shit when running from cops, or seeing cops on the road.
Alex: Man this is bull metal bull shit Austin!
Austin: Oh shit cops!
Alex: Fuck this bull cop bull shit.
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Metal Shitting is when you listen to metal songs while taking a shit. Pretty self-explanatory
Just got done with some metal shitting.