mexicab

When you are too drunk to drive and make a taxi take you to get tacos.

I'm too drunk to drive, let's get a mexicab.

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mexicab

A taxi service reserved for mainly people of mexican descent, and there is a taco/burritto/tequila/chimichanga/nacho bar in the backseat,so in other words,it is the only time when being mexican is a good thing. It was founded by Jim Sanchez in 1975.

Non-Mexican:Yo we should grab a cab back.
Mexican:No im gonna grab a mexicab,its better.
Non-Mexican:Sweet,ill come with you.
Mexican:Sorry,youre not a mexican,so it sucks to be you.
Non-mexican:that is the first time that sentence has ever been said.

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