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When a girl gives you oral sex while sticking a dildo in her ass.
Wow, some girl gave me a great mexican hat last night!
Then why aren't you wearing it?
You dipshit.
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Poor Mans steak and potatoes. Fried bologna topped with mashed potatoes and melted cheese.
I was at my boy Nick's house and I was hungry and he didnt have anything but bologna, idaho spuds, and cheese. So i decided to make The Mexican Hat.
To perform sexual intercourse in time with the Mexican Hat Dance song and finish with the word olé.
So I did "The Mexican Hat Shag" last night it lasted 30 seconds and ended with olé she wasn't impressed.
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A Mexican Hat dance is performed typically in front of a Mariachi band with a minimum of three people. The participants stand in a line, or gather in a circle depending on the number of people taking part in the dance. The person in the middle gets serviced... sexially from both front and behind. When the song changes, the person in the middle rotates to get serviced buy different people.
Went down to Home Depot to pick me up a 3 piece band and a couple of loose women for a Mexican Hat Dance later on. You should swing by and check it out.
An Awesome Song To Play At Mardi Gras and Also To Dance To! dun nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh dun na na na na na na na na na dun na na na na na na na na na dun na na na na na na na na!
Jeff: Awesome Song Whats it called?
*Smacks Upside the Head*
Jose: Idiot It's The Mexican Hat Dance!
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In medicine, a ventilator weaning tactic which utilizes confusion & misdirection to minimize agitation's negative physiologic effects in which sedation is turned down, the endotracheal tube (breathing tube) is removed, then the patient wakes up breathing on their own, not having the opportunity to become agitated and delay extubation, and then the remaining sedation is discontinued.
Mr. Jones was agitated and hyperventilated every time we turned down his sedation to wean the vent so we bit the bullet and pulled a Mexican Hat Trick on him. Now he is breathing on his own and is relaxed but confused as to what just happened
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tugging out your foreskin as far out as you can and then insert another mans penis inside it
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