middle of the mall

Ordinary at best. Something that may seem cool initially, but in reality will not last in the long run. Just like a product you might buy at a kiosk in the middle of the mall

"Yo Terry! Check out my new kicks."
"Ha Boi, nobody like yo middle of the mall ass sketchers."

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Middle of the Mall

Referring to the cheap merchandise sold by vendors who rent temporary booths/carts in the center of the Mall.

Dude, don't try to impress me with that "Middle of the Mall" jewelry! Your skin already turning green!

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i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh