mike's hard lemonade

a quite tasty malt liquer beverage that leaves a nasty resin in your throat after a night of drinking it

i got crazy hockers from drinknig mike's

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Mike's Hard Lemonade

When a dude who goes by the name of "Mike" stands in front of a chick, proceeds to secretly make his penis hard, and then secretly angles it upwards and pisses directly into her unsuspecting face and mouth.

Mike: Hey baby girl, you like Mike's Hard Lemonade?
Chick: Oh yes I do.
Mike: Okay here I'll give you some.
*Mike then blasts her in the face*

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Mikes Hard Lemonade

A drink drank by mostly females. Sometimes enjoyed by little boys.

Vuk: Hey Dardan, what are you drinking tonight?
Dardan: Probably gonna drink like 3 or 4 Mikes Hard Lemonades...

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