milking a cat

A task that is nearly impossible to do.

Getting two toddlers to take a nap is like milking a cat.

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Milk the Cat

In the action of or about to get the pussy. Can be used in past tense.

I milked the cat so hard last night.
I am going to milk the cat every night.

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Milking Cats

Squeezing the milk out of a cat’s nipples

Kevin: Bro, I just went ‘Milking Cats’.
Terry: I have nipples. Can you milk me?

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