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A town right outside of Boston. It's broken up into two sides: The East and The West. Milton is notably the most Irish town in the United States, although there is a rising number of African-Americans. Milton was also listed (respectfully) in 2007 and 2009 as the 7th and 5th best place to live in America. Very hard to imagine as there is virtually nothing to do there. Hence why there is such a big problem with drinking and drugs within the town's teenage inhabitants (who frequent the woods at night for "fun"). They also use slang which is getting more and more ridiculous by the year. Not to mention that many Milton teenagers don't take kindly to outsiders (Why? because they're assholes). By appearance, Milton is the epitome of a suburb. Nice houses, clean neighborhoods, etc.
Kids: "The cops are coming! Quick! Hide the reebs! Hide the reebs!"
Cops: "You idiots. Just because we're cops doesn't mean we're stupid enough to know that beers spelled backwards is reebs.....only in Milton, MA."
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What might be the most boring town you could ever encounter in your entire life. The only remotely good thing to do here is go to the high school football games, and go down the square, the main hangout. You can also go to the woods if your a drinker/smoker. The high school is retarded, kids smoking and getting blown in the bathroom. The middle school is full of little boys who think they are tough, and slutty girls who think what they want is sex. We were voted the most Irish community in the United States a few years back, and almost everyone has a Boston accent.
"Wow, dude, i can't believe i live here in Milton, MA. I'm dropping out and moving to Boston."
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A part of Boston. All you westie fucks can suck a dick...you wanted to bounce and we took your place.
"Oh i'm from boston now so i'm gonna beat up some fruits and veggies"
milton, ma son
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Pretty mixed feelings on this place. The town itself is not terrible, no crime and stuff but there is absolutely nothing to do here. We have like 32 pizza places if you are interested in that, other than that we have fuck all. As a result, you'll notice how like half of the high school drink booze, smoke weed and vape because their definition of a wild night is going off to someone's house or to the woods (more specifically to this place called the crater) to drink their poor self image and insecurities away for the night. The police don't really give a shit, it's kinda our culture to do this stuff because no one knows we exist because we have nothing to show for. Except for the schools. Ngl, the schools themselves are actually pretty good, we do well academically and stuff because we have like a good curriculum. Although the people suck. Middle schoolers are entitled and obnoxious, high schoolers are pretty much the same, but add in the fact that pretty much everyone is insecure about themselves so they do whatever they can to fit in. They also hate criticism, you'll notice that this'll probably have a lot of dislikes cuz these people care too much for their self-image. Oh yeah and the sports teams here also suck, except the football team once every blue moon. Get out of this shithole as soon as you graduate because there's nothing to see in this town. It's also mad expensive except for maybe some of the lower-end areas of Milton.
"Hey Joe have you ever been to Milton MA?"
"Yeah Bob I actually grew up here, it sucks. Unless you like eating pizza and drinking beer with your friends every Friday night."
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Everyone is either Irish or Haitian. Many are afraid of communities such as Mattapan because blacks are scary to most suburban people.
School is actually pretty ok, and anyone that says otherwise has not experienced the rest of the United States.
All in all, town is ok, but I'd recommend leaving at some point to experience other places. Gets pretty damn boring after a while.
P.S. East Milton and West Milton are equally shitty. Get over yourselves. (You guys live in a suburb, neither one of you is harder than the other)
Milton Massachusetts was founded in the 1600's, and to this day remains a small town. I wonder why...
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