mind me dog

In the days of large crowds in the terraces at football matches and the queue for the peanut seller and toilets, this was a way of getting the people in front of you to part and so advance your way through.

We are not getting through this lot for a piss anytime soon, let's try this "Mind Me dog"

mind dog

To mentaly categorize someone as a 'dog' whilst verbaly leading them to think of them self's as the complete opposite

Girl: "hey babe do you want to come to the servo with me"?
Boy: "nah I'll just wait here for you"
Girl: (sigh) "ok ill just go by myself then" ("thinks to self:"ok I'll just go by myself then Dog" )

Girl tells friends on way to servo: " see that look I gave him full put him on the mind dog"