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mind over bladder

The power to be able to suppress any urination needs regardless of the urgency and pain it may cause.

Joe: Dude! Stop the car! I REALLY need to take a piss right now!!
Pete: No can do, man! Just use your mind over bladder!

by medicalmechanica September 28, 2011

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mind over bladder

when one uses their mind to block out urinary needs. the most effective way for a male is by having an erection; thus the semen and urine wouldn't mingle.

I used mind over bladder when I had to take a leak during this awesome movie. I thought of doing that chick in front of me to help get me through the whole thing.

by AllabastorMaroe October 1, 2011

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