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When you get your girl all hot and bothered by whispering, "That's a nice everything you have there. Would be a shame if something happened to it" in the style of a creeper in the middle of sex.
Use with caution. This is some kinky shit and it works 100% of the time 50% of the time, so just be careful.
Me: That'ssssss a nice everything you have there. Would be a shame if something happened to it
Her: Oh my god, do me
Me: Minecraft sex. Works every time.
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When two people are horny on Minecraft and can't actually find a mans or WOmans so they go and say "Hey, lets frick on this bed" And the person is like "OkaY." And the female crouches and the guy or WOMAN OR MAN OR man acts as if he is hitting it from behind. Eventhough, He could simply go on pornhub.com. #ad. The woman will then act as if she is moaning, however, behindthe screen she is probably eating a bag of BBQ lays chips #ad. If you are in a public server everyone will possibly be looking at the chat and wanting to die.
Boy: Lets fuck.
Girl: Okay! ( starts to remove clothing )
Boy: NOT IN REAL LIFE IDIOT. On minecraft.
Girl: oh :( okay.
Boy: ( types *groans* into chat. )
Girl: Do we really have to have Minecraft Sex?
Boy: YES! now find a better skin then that.
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having the intense sex in minecraft with either your girlfriend or boyfriend after placing your beds next to eachother and crouching over and over
" hey lets have minecraft sex "
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A mod created by content creator dreamwastaken so he could have intercourse with his crush (georgenotfound ) without it being weird
Some weird 20 year old flordian: George I finally finished the minecraft sex mod!!!
Hot 24 year old British guy: omg let’s make a video
Everything goes according to plan audio starts playing ominously
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Putting two fingers. Up in but hole and screaming daddy all night long
Hey person I don’t know from the streets do you want to have Minecraft sex with dream with me oh you don’t know what that means when it’s putting two fingers up in the butt hole and screaming daddy all night long while do you want to do that (Random person from the store) sure
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Hey want to have minecraft sex with dream
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A server on the popular game Minecraft, where 7 year olds try to act cool by talking about sexual matters that they cant do because their tiny dongers they call penises. Most of the Females are just creepy males. It is also a place for rapists, drug dealers, and loser minecraft 7 year olds
Ï went on a Minecraft dating/sex server last night
YOUR FUCKING GAY FOR DOING THAT YOU RETARTED UNKNOWLAGEABLE 7 YEAR OLD, YOU MAKE MINECRAFT GAY.
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