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Two in the Front. Five in the back.
That chick loved being Mini-Vanned.
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2 fingers in the vagina, a full fist (five fingers) in the ass. Just like a real mini-van, 2 in the front, five in the back
I gave her the mini-van last night and she loved it!
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1 in the front, 5 in the back
i gave my girlfriend the mini-van last night
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nickname often given to the fat friend in a group of cute females.
they are often the female who orders a super large meal with a diet coke thinking that they are 'dieting.'
"Mini-Van is sure wolfing down the extra large pizza like it was her last meal!"
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mini van is when a person gives a female two fingers in the front and five in the back. Just like a mini van, two seats up front and five in the back.
I went to a party last night and this girl wanted me to finger her. I asked her if she would want a mini van. She didn't know what it was so I gave her one. She seemed ready for the two up front, but the five in the back caught her off gaurd. She must be used to only corvettes.
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vehicular castration for any male who is somehow forced into driving one
you, "hey i think that molly wants to go out with me!"
me, "well, good luck pulling up to her house in your mini van - why don't you save yourself time and humiliation and just go watch some more anime and jerk off."
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2 in the front, 5 in the back...step above the shocker.
2 fingers in the vagina and 5 fingers in the anus.
I gave Cindy the shocker...well I gave Ivana the Mini-Van.
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