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The most amazing person ever, literally would d13 for them, they are perfect in every way. They are so kind and nice and pretty and awesome <3
Also they're short. But that's cute. Everything about them is so cute, i would do anything for them
Also they're hot
19👍 5👎
The cutest girl in the universe. She radiates happiness and is super fun to be around. She loves being around people and getting outside the house. She is super kind and caring towards everyone. She has the best sense of humor, resulting in being very popular at school and around boys. She is the most perfect human you will ever meet.
“Do you know Mio?”
“No, isn’t she super popular tho?”
54👍 26👎
A badass mofo that makes you train until your eyes bleed out. He has the most awesome hairstyle ever, which is shaved and always classy. He can kick your ass with his mind. Don't mess with him by knocking over his bike or taking his aces.
God dang he's acting like a Mio, my eyes are bleeding out!
165👍 95👎
A badass bitch who always gets what she wants. ISTP personified -- she has no regard for human life and will drop your ass with no hesitation if she isn't living up to your standards. Curves unwanted conversations and unattractive boys better than MLB pitchers throwing baseballs, and does it with the precision and finesse of performing brain surgery.
May be secretly attracted to dad bods and deep voices, and consumes ice cream with the ferocity and determination of a rabid hyena.
How did Mio manage to eat three tubs of ice cream?
Through sheer force of will.
"The girl I was talking with at the table just walked up and left without warning."
"That sucks. She must have been a Mio."
MIO MIO MIO I made it out of clay
32👍 18👎
Moms, Incest, (and) Older sisters
Guy 1: "Hmm, I'm so into.. MIOs lately"
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "Moms, Incest and Older sisters ofc :D"
Guy 2: "DUDE, YOU SICK BASTARD."
102👍 81👎