Mira Costa

High school in Manhattan Beach, CA where you are abnormal if your mommy and daddy don't buy you a car when you're 14, even though you can't drive it. You finally get your license at 19, and in your first year you kill a person walking down Peck Ave. Also where test scores are very good, but everyone is on drugs. The upside is it is super easy to get some buddah or X, whatever you want. Basically, it's a school where social status means a lot, otherwise you will end up eating lunch with the Mexicans in the cafeteria. Also, everyone's mom is a milf, so more than likely you will get a chance to fuck one of ur friend's moms, or at least see a nipple.

Person 1: So, where'd you go to high school?

Person 2: Mira Costa.

Person 3: Oh shit, you have any bud on you?

Person 2: Naw, I quit cuz my dad said if I don't get my shit together he'll cut me off. I would have to move back to our mansion and get a job, instead of stay at the beach house.

Person 1: I knew you were rich, ur kind of an asshole, too.

Person 2: yeah I get that a lot. That's why I don't tell people where I went to high school.

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Mira Costa

A community college in Oceanside, California with a satellite campus in Cardiff (San Elijo Campus) , located 35 miles north of San Diego. Although the campus is extremely nice and the professors for the most part are great (but extremely difficult), it is extremely boring, and most of the people are friends because of the high school they went at. Unless you like being alone or have your shit together to transfer to a better school like UCLA, prepare to be extremely bored.

Student 1: I am so glad I transferred out of Mira Costa College to UC Berkeley, because it was soooo boring there.
Student 2: I spent more time looking for parking at the Oceanside Campus than in my classes, hence why I decided to take all my classes at the San Elijo Campus

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