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miscavige

To shower one's friends, family and subordinates with attention. Usually in the form of imprisonment, beatings, insults, degradation or spying.

I couldn't stand the idea of my ex-wife running her mouth about me, so I went full Miscavige on her and hired a private eye to see what she was up to.

by @ScientologyPimp April 9, 2015


David Miscavige

This microscopic turbo-manlet rose to the top of Scientology by performing copious amounts of standing blowjobs on L. Ron Hubbard. Petite and effeminate little David likes to beat up the people he has brainwashed in a futile attempt at asserting his nonexistent masculinity and despite the fact that he wouldn't survive for five minutes on an elementary school playground. Fun fact: Manlet Miscavige is one of the few manlets who is even shorter than tiny Tom Cruise. For shame!

Isn't that Scientology's leading manlet David Miscavige receiving an atomic wedgie from a grade-schooler over there? Oh well, boys will be boys.

by ManletDepreciator July 30, 2024