mockies

slippers that are native to (after Nth America) a place known as The Borough, Bendigo, Vic, Aust. Bogans tend to wear them all day long, in and out of the house. it is not what the middle and upper class view as trendy. do not confuse mockies with the Ug Boots that were recently re-vamped and made fashionable again on the catwalks.

"hey kev, whyareya goen out in ya mockies again, ya dill?"

"cuz i cant be farked puttin anyfing else on Shazza"

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mocky

An Anti Semitic term that actually comes from the Yiddish word "maken, or "plague", it actually was a term coined as a intraracist term that Western Ashkenazi Jews used against Eastern Ashkenazi Jews.

"So, 'mocky' has essentially the same origins as 'sheeny'."
"Sort of, except for that 'sheeny' was a sarcastic use of 'sheine', as in 'sheine Yid' now becoming 'sheeny Yid'."
"Really?"
"'Mocky' was just an outright way of intraracistly calling other Jews 'plagues'.
"Wow! And here, the lantzmen are supposed to stick together."
"Have we ever really stuck together? We're in the Diaspora for God's sake."
"Literally! 😆"

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mockie

penis easily mocked for both shortness and skinniness when "fully" hard

Upon seeing his mockie she became instantly unhorny

Don't breed if you have a mockie lest you inflict your weak penis genes on your sons.

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mocky

the word for crazy girls that like to push other people down skate ramps and into puddles. also the word that is used to describe someone who makes others laugh. a lot. reallyreally.

"WATCH OUT, ELLIS."
"WHA--?"
"AHAHAH."
"-pushed into puddle- SFDGH MY JEANS. MOCKY!"
"-laughing fit-"

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Mocky Syndrome

A rare condition which was discovered in the late 50's by a white man visiting pakistan. The Mocky species has been known to carry this condition for centuries. It is made up of every disease known to mad resulting in a disturbed hairy individual, who is always tired and coughing. the only known cure comes in the form of Coca-Cola taken twice daily during meal times. sodium chloride and vinigar potato snacks are vital for the condition to be kept under control. Mocky has known to resemble that of a terrorist, who seeked asylum in the UK nearly 20 years ago.

WARNING: He is known to be contageous

Doctor Doctor, ive got a cold
Doctor Doctor, ive got rabies
Doctor Doctor, ive got hey fever
Doctor doctor, ive got a bad back
Doctor Doctor, ive got arthiritis
Doctor Doctor ive got memory loss
Doctor doctor, i forgot all my other conditions, i was cotchin' in PCR

Doctor: Im afraid youve got Mocky Syndrome

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mocky ball

Something that was desovered in the basement of my friends house Julie. Iit is a killer dustball which is formed on ceilings and can be deadly. Please be advised they will eat you and attack you. Keep hands and feet under the blankets at all times.

AAAA a mocky ball!! Run for your life!
I am a killer mocky ball...muhahahahaha

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Leasey mocky

A word used to describe something that is very good or very bad.

I won the lottery. Leasey mocky!
That guy just robbed me. Leasey mocky!

I need more sports cards. Leasey mocky!

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