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Imagine Modern Warfare 2 but with a 3 crayoned over the 2.
Modern Warfare 3 is going to be Modern Warfare 2 but with higher detailed dust and a complete set of new floating newspapers, boy I can't wait!
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Imagine a giant cock flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it, and you're like "oh man, I'm going to have to suck this thing". You brace yourself to suck this giant cock. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "well, at least I got that out of the way". However, the giant cock rears its ugly head, and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this cock is penetrating your grey matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor functions. Then, the giant cock slaps you across the cheek and knocks you out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant cock finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests comfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours.
That's what the new Modern Warfare 3 will be like.
Gamer 1: hey have you seen the new Modern warfare 3? it looks sick!
Gamer 2: Yeah I've seen it.
Gamer 1: Preordered!
Gamer 2: Faggot. You should get battlefield 3 instead.
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Modern Warfare 3 is the next game in the "popular" Call of Duty series. It is damn near identical to previous installments excluding new maps (which they'll make you pay for in due time).
Person 1: Hey, are you getting MW3? It's gonna be great!
Person 2: MW3? Oh, you mean that unreleased COD4 map pack...
Person 1: Shut up you hater!!!
Here's what will happen to those that purchase it
First week: Wow! Infinity ward have really outdone themselves, this is amazing! Modern Warfare 3 for the win!!!
After a month: So many noobs keep using the (insert overpowered gun name) it's pissing me off...
A short while later: Survival mode is the only good thing in this game...
A bit after that: This game sucks! Who would play this crap!?!?!?
When the next game comes out: Hey, this is actually pretty good!
And so the cycle of pathetic games continues
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The third installment of the 'Call of Duty: Modern Warfare' video game series. The game focuses on douche-baggy magical warfare tactics that only make sense when you don't think about it.
Douche-bag 1: Hey brah, let's go play some Modern Warfare 3!
Douche-bag 2: Yeah man! It's so realistic!
anyone with a brain: Fuck you guys.
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The end to all girlfriends as we know it.
Dude are you getting Modern Warfare 3 when it comes out?
YES!!! Im gonna have to break up with my girlfriend when it does.
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The third in the popular Call of Duty: Modern Warfare series of video games. Developed by Infinity Ward and Sledgehammer Games, and published by Activision. Despite criticisms of being extremely similar to Modern Warfare 2, very low metacritic user scores, and Bobby Kotick's greedy business practices, the game sold over 6.5 million copies on launch day, breaking the previous record held by Modern Warfare 2.
19-year-old who works at a gas station: Bobby KoDick is such a jew and mw3 sucks my cawk. Tr00 Br0s play bf3.
Sensible Person: Why did you buy five copies of Modern Warfare 3 on launch day, buy a 2 year subscription to Elite and are already on your third prestige, then?
19-year-old: LOLOLOLOL it's phukin terrible broski, just wanted to see if it was bad as I thought it was.
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What will likely become the greatest piece of entertainment known to mankind... until the next Call of Duty game comes out.
Gamer 1: Dude, wanna play some Black Ops?
Gamer 2: I can't broski, I'm waiting outside of GameStop for the Modern Warfare 3 release.
Gamer 1: That doesn't come out for two months.
Gamer 2: I know.
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