moffett

an entangled collection of pubic hair after being removed from the male or female genitial area. Normally taking the shape of a ball.

my room mate left a moffett all over the toilet after shaving his balls.

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Moffett

A ball of pubic hair on, or detached from, the male or female private regions. not excluding testes, assholes, or dirty armpits.

"my roommate left a moffett on the toilet seat after shaving his dirty balls."

"i found a moffet in the drain after investigating my clogging issues."

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Joe Moffett

The most extreme dream that occurs in one's lifetime. It can be any form of pleasure, fun, fear, or torture; combined or individually.

Last night I had an incredible Joe Moffett that I'll never forget.