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The act of smoking a cigarette or stogie through a hole in ones neck. This word was derived from the people who have a hole in their trachea (which they smoke from) and pronounce "smoking" as "moking" because they can't pronouce the "s" sound.
Pronounced = "mo-king" or "moke"
old man- *using a voice box* "mmmm Jimmm and I....mmm we went moking after work"
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a range of highly mysterious and inappropriate acts, which most often occur poolside. They are hard to define specifically since there is usually no lifeguard on duty to observe their occurrence.
"moking is strictly prohibited in the pool area!"
"hey hey- why don't we head down to the pool and do some moking around?? no one's awake to catch us this late!"
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Mixing weed with tobacco and then smoking it out of a bong. Another term for mokey and headrockers. You have to snap the whole bowl. This term is used in Marin County, California and all around the Bay Area. The town of Mill Valley, California is a place where everybody smokes mokes and says mokes not headrockers or anything else.
"Dude you wanna smoke some mokes after school today?"
"That moke just made me zone-out for 5 minutes."
"THAT WAS A FAT MOKE !"
The Moke Out Mob from Mill Valley, California are people who represent taking fatty moke bong rips.
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Sometimes incorrectly spelled 'moch', a moke is a bowl of mixed tobacco and marijuana, typically in a single snap of the bowl. Known for its intense, concussive high, a moke is a pleasant and cost-effective experience for the experienced stoner.
Moke, as a term, is most commonly heard in Northern California, particularly in the San Francisco bay area and surrounding communities; the act of smoking marijuana mixed in bowls with tobacco goes by many other names as well, including (but not limited to):
-Mocha bowl
-Mole
-T-rip or T-snap
-Splice bowl
-Spliff bowl (which is just about the worst name ever for a moke)
-Ripper
-Chop
-Slap
-Zorb (more correctly the intense headrush a moke produces should be referred to as a 'zorb')
-Mokey
-Pop
-Scooper
-Spin
And the act of having a friend make you a thick, delicious brown snapper is called a 'Chef Special'
"Bruh, lets go take some mokes and watch Trailer Park Boys"
"There are two rules when it comes to moking. One, if that moke did not physically hurt to take, do it over again until it does. Second, if you ask a friend to make you a small moke, by law he must now make you a fat moke"
Moker #1 "One chef special on the house, please"
Moker #2 "Coming right up, sir"
"Let me take a Brownt Olympus first, then lets go watch the movie"
Person #1 "Hey man do you guys smoke splice bowls out of that bong?"
Person #2 "We smoke mokes here boy, you must smoke cock"
"I saw that one dude with the long hair smoke a moke out of a fuckin steamroller. That's fucking heinous"
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Anyone (Usually of Hawaiian ancestry) who actively participates in one or more of the following moke activities-
Surfing
Bodyboarding
Bodysurfing with McDonalds Tray
Hawaiian Canoe Paddling
Driving a Lifted Pickup
Listening to Reggae/Jawaiian Music
Playing an ukulele
Stealing shoes/slippahs
Smoking Weed
There is one mandatory qualification though... For one to be a full fledged "moke", one must be well versed if not fluent in pidgin english.
Ho, Brah... U such a moke, cuz...
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Hawaiian pidgin for: a big local "braddah"
Someone from Hawaii that is most or all of the following:
Hawaiian or Hawaiian mixed
Big!!!
Likes to scrap
Likes to drink
Drives a truck
Works construction
Longboards, bodyboards, or bodysurfs
Loves Hawaiian music
Loves to eat
Hates haoles
Goes offroading
Goes hunting (for wild pigs)
Owns a pitbull (or some other bad-ass dog)
Works Security/Bounces
Has a "Proud to Be Hawaiian" sticker on his truck
Cruizes at da beach on his day off
Lives in "da country" outside of the city
Wut, you going Waianae side? Watch out get plenny mokes out dea! No act dumb!!
All da mokes wen chase me outta da watah!!
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A mixture of Weed and Tobacco (preferably American Spirit Turquoise) in a Bong which gets a person "Rocked" or "Domed" which is bomb
Nate asked James "hey dude do you want a Moke you'll get rocked!"
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