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When a mom says something nice about her son and inadvertantly burns his friend in a way so clever that you wonder if it was actually intentional.
friend: "chris is a bad speller"
mom: "it's because he speaks french"
friend: "oh man, that was a total mom burn, I'd trade my mad spelling skillz to speak french"
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Twice the power of a regular burn.
Teenager: "Hey, mom, check out these definitions I found!"
Mom: "Oh, when you were supposed to be cleaning your room?"
Teenager: "Oh snap."
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a halarious burn, usualy made by mothers.
teen; do you love me mom?
mother; i dont know i will have to think about it for a while
teens friend; oh snap you just got mom burned
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a halarious burn, usualy made by mothers.
girl: i'm so smart, i can spell better than my friend
friends mom: yeah, well, he can speak french
girl: ouch, that was a total mom burn. i've been taking french lessons twice a week for two years and still can't speak french
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Band from Panama City, Florida. Awesome punk-rock band. The members are Tyler, Luke, and David. They have so much talent its almost sickening. Write frickin' awesome songs. Such songs include "I Hate the Flintstones" and "Panama Shitty."
Kid 1: Did you see that MBA show last night?
Kid 2: No
Kid 1: They kick your ass, my ass, and everyone else in the city's asses.
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