momentus

the moment where no matter what you say, no one will laugh

john:knock, knock
bill:who's there?
john:lettuce
bill:lettuce who?
john:let us in...haha
bill:that was gay.
john:freakin momentus man, momentus

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Momentually

A task that you will not complete right away, but, rather, sooner than later.

"This drive-thru is taking forever. But, I'll get through it momentually."

"I'm going to do my homework momentually, after the last 12 minutes of this t.v. show."

Bruhius Momentus

An Unused Spell of the Harry potter Franchise (Exclusive to the movies) That when used, would exectute a very BIG "BRUH" Sound effect, In an unused Scene harry defeats Voldemort by Executing "Bruhius Momentus!" And Producing Kidney stones To voldemort, instantly killing him

(At the unused end of the franchise)
Harry: *On the ground*
Voldemort: Guess you're a pathetic bug like others, you made me use alot of power but now... your end is he-
Harry: BRUHIUS MOMENTUS!
bruh bruh bRUH BRUH BRU H B R U H B R U H
Voldemort: *Gets kidney stones and fucking dies*

Momentus space

This means Momentus space the space of momentus

I had some serious momentus space

weeb momentus

A weeb momentus is when a weeb emberesses themself.

Thorn:UwU wanna play siege?
Ikr:OwO no.
Bear: Man this is such a weeb momentus.

weeb momentus

A weeb momentus is when our dear friends ikr and thorn act like an anime girl and emberess themselves.

Thorn: Uwu wanna play siege
Ikr: Uwu Sure.
Bear: Man this is such a weeb momentus