Momer

A person that has either done moms, did moms, or will soon do moms. Basically a milf enthusiast as one word if you're lazy. hence the prefix being mom.

person A: that dude over there is such a momer, keep him away from your wife and kids
person B: WHY MY KIDS

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momer

its moment, but spelled wrong

"omg he did all his homework in an hour"
"nerd momer"

momer

A medical term for a tumourous lump.

"Diagnosis Doctor? I've Never Seen Such A Case In My Life"
"Yes Looks Like Theres A Momer On The Right Ventricle"

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MOMerators

Moderators for websites that are moms who check for inappropriate content before posting on kid's sites such as UshUsh.com.

Mary: Hey, you should never post anything that you wouldn't want your own mother to see or read!

Jo: Oh, yeah? Well, maybe you should get a job as a MOMerator.

Mary: Yeah, Momerators make a ton of money sitting at home behind a computer all day.

momerize

1: The act of a mother punishing her children/children's friends. Often used to describe a tongue-lashing.
2: When a friend acts like a typical mother, perhaps by nagging. Often used with "You sound like my mother!".

Derived from a misspelling of the word "memorize".

1: Dude, you better be a bit nicer to your mom, you don't want her to momerize you.
2: Dude, you gotta stop momerizing me! You sound like my mother!