Moming

The act of taking care of small humans day in and day out without getting adequate rest, remembering to eat and a general disregard for one's own self care while trying to stay somewhat sane.

Moming is hard.

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Moming

When someone usually older then you and is not related to you acts like your mom.

Not mom, “ you should take ibuprofen in stead of ... “
me, “Hold on are you moming me right now”

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Mome

the opposite and counterpart to Pope.
2. the feminine version of Pope

Discordians believe in order for Popes to exist , there must also be Momes.

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momed

momed is what some person on gawds awful towers discord keeps saying anyway the invite is discord.gg/ SSwaXru

guy:hey dude
guy 2:what?
guy:you got MOMED AHHAHAHAHAHA
guy 2:bruh

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moming

Tackling someone at school.

I was on a moming spree yesterday

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Momes

Momes - Noun
m-oe-mz

A stylish abbreviation of the word "moment". It is commonly used to annoy, frustrate and shock everyone around you. Not only are people often disgusted at your ridiculous butchering of the word, 'moment', but also are in awe of your creativity and general majesty.

Dom: Hey man, why did you sneak into Ethan's house and pluck all his dog's ball hairs out while he was sleeping?
Brad: I can't tell you that, man. I was just caught up in the momes and wasn't thinking straight.
Dom: Fair enough. Now how about a game of Celebrity Backgammon?

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mome

1. short for 'from home'
2. losing your way

1. "...and the mome raths outgrabe." (Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking-glass and What Alice Found There")
2. The mome children found their way home.

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