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A man or woman who for some unknown reason will follow you around the place, copy your style or generally get on your tits/up your arse.
an Arse monkey has no imagination and will mimic or copy people
just got a new shirt in the Sales and that Arse monkey ...... had goes and gets one.
Saw ..... the other day she is a being right ficking Arse Monkey with her boyfriend.
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An arse monkey, is a piece of turd usualy at the end of a stodgy excretion session that hangs from your ringpiece, when you shake your arse its clings to your butt branches (arse pubes), sometimes they choose to descend themselves, but othertimes a particulary stubborn monkey has to be plucked from the tree!
It is a large form of clinker or winnet!
"For Fucks Sake, Ive got a fucking arse monkey again and ive ran out of toilet paper!"
"Oh Jimmy, Its your own bloody fault, you have to eat more fruit you cheesy wanker"
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A small annoying monkey that follows you around wherever you go.
"want to come for a pint? - no i got some fucking arse-monkey with me"
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When your bumhole is bright red and very sore/lacerated from excessive bouts of wiping.
Oh blimey, I wish I hadn’t had that vindaloo. I’ve got a terrible case of monkey arse.
Believed to have been forst coined by Ed Elliot in a Wetherspoons in Exeter. ‘I can’t eat that. I’ve got a terrible case of monkey arse.’
The unknown species yet to be caught on camera in the streets of dublin city
Here bro have ye seen the bumper nickle arse monkey at all?