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monkey turd

1. a piece of monkey shit
2. a dumb person

Monkey Turds piss me off

by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

21πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


turd monkey

1) A phrase which is used to express disgust towards a person. Not to be mistaken with monkey turd. A turd monkey is generally someone who annoys or disgusts you, but can be used on anyone who generally pisses you off.
2) A statue of a monkey made out of a turd.

1) "You complete and utter turd monkey."
2) "That's a good turd monkey there, Stan."

by Stephen W. Thomas October 12, 2004

73πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


turd monkey

In Quebec, the ape who follows the first monkey and the second monkey.

We liked de first two monkeys, but de turd monkey trew de sheet at us.

by Lordofspam September 25, 2008

28πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Turd-monkey

1.
a complete idiot.
someone who is practically dumber than a loaf o' bread
2.
A meanie

"Frag You!"XD

"Oh, you turd-monkey!!!" >:O

by prep-hater :DDD yaaaa August 26, 2008

5πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Ass Turd Monkey Fucker

Tough titties; usually conjoined with an asshole who has a flat chested girlfriend

Hey Josh! Where is your "ass turd monkey fucker" today?

Josh: At home playing with her tough titties

by Chris isgay Davis January 4, 2009

13πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Monkey Turd

An exceptionally girthy line of a sortable drug

β€œMan, don’t give me that small ass line when you just cut yourself a monkey turd!”

β€œI think my heart might stop if I snort that monkey turd…”

by Pattravers March 2, 2024


Monkey shit turd

The Australian monkey shit turd is a grog drinking coon that steals and sniffs petrol all day long if you want to find one go to your local bws or park and find a whole a fucking mob of them

Look at that dead monkey shit turd aboriginal

by A.O.Neville November 18, 2022