1) A phrase which is used to express disgust towards a person. Not to be mistaken with monkey turd. A turd monkey is generally someone who annoys or disgusts you, but can be used on anyone who generally pisses you off.
2) A statue of a monkey made out of a turd.
1) "You complete and utter turd monkey."
2) "That's a good turd monkey there, Stan."
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In Quebec, the ape who follows the first monkey and the second monkey.
We liked de first two monkeys, but de turd monkey trew de sheet at us.
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1.
a complete idiot.
someone who is practically dumber than a loaf o' bread
2.
A meanie
"Frag You!"XD
"Oh, you turd-monkey!!!" >:O
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Tough titties; usually conjoined with an asshole who has a flat chested girlfriend
Hey Josh! Where is your "ass turd monkey fucker" today?
Josh: At home playing with her tough titties
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a person who acts like they are slick but they are retarted as fuck and they are really gay
Steven is a Turd Pie Monkey
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an insult for someone you stole something from you in a joking manor.
"Give me back my popcorn you turd burgling ass monkey!"
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