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Montezuma

Montezuma, Moctezuma, or Montecuzoma, was a Mexica (or Aztec) name. It's meaning is "His Angry Lord, Archer of the Sky". There were two Montezuma emperors. The first was nicknamed "HuehueMontezuma" (old Montezuma) or Montezuma Ilhuicamina (Montezuma the big one), although contemporarly known as Montezuma I. The second was Montezuma Xocoyotzin (Montezuma the young one), or Montezuma II. The former was the Mexica emperor (nahuatl: Hueytlatoani) who met Hernán Cortés and his men, mistook him with Quetzalcóatl (who was said to be "tall, white and with a great beard") and treated the Spaniards like gods. He died after being held captive by the Spanish conquistadores and stoned to death by the Aztecs.

Montezuma saw 8 signs that foretold the fall of his empire.

by Fawfulster November 7, 2010

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Montezuma

A hip and chill place to live for any open minded and adventurous person. Many beaches and waterfalls to hang out in and meet new people. The greatest place in the universe.

Dude: Yo, let's chill in Montezuma
Dudette: Totally man, let's hit up Chico's!!!!

by PlayaGrandeSkimboarder June 7, 2009

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montezuma

Bloody diarrhea that one gets from drinking the water in Mexico.

After drinking water from a roadside stand in Mexico, Jonny was in the bathroom for days with Montezuma's revenge.

by mafioso April 23, 2003

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By the halls of Montezuma

An exclamation, a expression used when surprised, a reference to an ancient Aztec ruler. Used by psychic detective Shawn Spencer while solving a heinous crime.

By the halls of Montezuma! It was Jimmy who robbed the post office.

by Killane August 28, 2010

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Montezuma's revenge

The colloquial term for any cases of traveler's diarrhea contracted by tourists visiting Mexico. The name humorously refers to Moctezuma II, the ruler of the Aztec civilization who was defeated and slaughtered by Hernán Cortés, the Spanish conquistador. The white Spainiards would then continue to enslave or obliterate the Aztec people.

It is said that whenever a white person has diarrhea while visiting Mexico, he is suffering the wrath of Montezuma's revenge.

by SmashingJack October 20, 2008

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Montezuma's roulette

An occurrence during an episode of Montezuma's revenge where one needs to relieve a build-up of gas, but in doing so might run the risk of a shart attack.

Man, I gotta go change. I just lost at Montezuma's roulette.

by brownmenace December 12, 2011


Montezuma's revenge

diarrhea contracted by tourists in Mexico (see also Aztec two-step)

Remember,if you drink the water in Mexico, you will get Montezuma's revenge.

by Light Joker June 11, 2005

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