Mooke

Isolated species of college dorm life; a male Human/Monkey hybrid. Known for its affinity to bananas, counter strike, and backdoor baptists.

Damn, that Mooke sure is one crazy cool monkey man... Go monkey man, Go!

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mook mook

a real ugly person!!

Hey yall!! It doesn't matter what she puts on, she's a mook mook.

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mook

n. Italian-American short form of malook, motherfucker 1. a person of little social standing, one not worthy of respect. 2. an affectionate term for a regular guy, one who is unpretentious. 3. an incompetent person.

We don't pay mooks.

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Mook

Mook (noun) Originally referred to an Italian-American male; similar to Mick in reference to an Irish-American male; Modern use extends beyond ethnicity, gender, and income levels to refer to a average person inclined not to be athletically or mentally gifted, especially in the moment or during a particular situation. Mook is used as either a humorous (knucklehead) or derrogative (jerk) expression of humanistic imperfection or inappropriatness, such as to describe a person's clumsiness or loudness. The word is most often heard in the NE region of the United States, particularly New York City, Atlantic City, Philadelphia, and Boston.

Hear "What a mook!" in a ballpark when a baseball player drops an easy fly ball or to describe a person having no worldly knowledge beyond his neighborhood. Two brothers reply "...because we are just a couple of Mooks!" when asked why after graduating from elite universities they ended up doing PBS talk radio about automobile repairs. The word mook is best applied with a Bronx, Philly, or New Jersey shore accent.

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mook mook

a humorous term for a blow job.

"hey man, did you get any mook mook last night?"

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Mooked

Having a instantaneous orgasm upon seeing someone or something

I totally Mooked when I saw that

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Mook

mook (mōōk)

n. Slang
An insignificant or contemptible person.
"mook." The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Houghton Mifflin Company, 2004. 17 Jul. 2009.

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