Channeling the power of the full moon into an orgasm, with hints of madness
Hey baby, its the full moon tomorrow night, want to share a moongasm?
To have a moongasm, one must be looking at a picture of Michael Moon while masturbating. The completion of the moongasm requires the masturbator to be consuming mass amounts of reese's and then must finish off into a bowl of doritos.
I had a double moongasm after lunch when I was alone in the break room. Nobody will touch those doritos now.
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