moose knuckled

To get disrespected, screwed over, or otherwise shafted by a moose knuckler, scarecrow, schmohawk, fudge knuckler, eagle beagle, or sludge muffin.

I get no respect around here and I'm sick and goddamn tired of getting moose knuckled by a bunch milk faced, apple rapping, mud suckling scarecrows.

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moose knuckles

A man's version of a camel toe. The result of wearing spandex, or pants that are way too tight--resulting in an unsightly bulge of his junk.

Check out the moose knucks on that freak!

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moose-knuckle

A male version of camel toe

Dude, your jeans are so tight your moose knuckle is showing

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Moose Knuckles

When a guy gets a wedgie between his balls and leg. Similar to a camel toe except for guys.

Dude u have moose knuckles

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moose knuckle

The bump or bulge seen when a man wears tight pants.

"Is that a moose knuckle I see; or do you have a raisin in your pants?"

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Moose Knuckles

When your pants are too tight and your testicles bulge out in a clearly obvious way.

Omg did you see Ben's moose knuckles on last night's episode of Family Feud? Those things were fucking massive! How'd he even get those pants on?

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moose knuckle

Male version of a camel toe; nad splitter ; testicle wedgie.

Damn, did you see the moose knuckle on that old geezer? If his pants weren't hiked up to his armpits them nads would be dragging the dirt.

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