Mooshy

A troublesome hairy monster that lurks underneath couch pillows, living off of the tears its' breath brings. Able to breed so quickly it doubles it amount in a matter of hours. Is rumored to be a mutated raccoon skunk that mated with a rat, was bred and created to destroy the jungles during the Vietnam War.

Pest Control : What seems to be the problem ma'am?
Homeowner : We have...a...a
Pest Control : Spit it out, I can handle it.
Homeowner : Mooshy Infestation
Pest Control : *Removes Sunglasses* Mother of God.

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Mooshy

A sap.Someone who is overly romantic who is always talkin about love. A hopeless romantic who loves chick flicks and hallmark cards. Who always wants to cuddle and be all lovey dovey

I just got a hallmark card it’s so mooshy.

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Mooshy

Another word for pussy, but in a nonubstruct way

Stop being such a mooshy Sam get in the car.

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Mooshy

When one has eaten so many Mushrooms or dropped acid so many times that there brain stops functioning the way they expect it to and they begin hearing things that they would not normally have heard.

1: SO what are we gonna do?
2: I don't know.
1: What?
2: What?
1: Stop saying that
2: Saying what?
1: Mooshy.
2:I'm not saying mooshy.
1: YOU JUST SAID IT AGAIN!

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mooshi mooshi

Mooshi mooshi is a cute way of saying "hi" or "hello". Typically used by 7th graders and younger, most high schoolers don't say it anymore... except me.

Anna: Mooshi mooshi!

Person: What the f-?

7th grader: MOOSHI MOOSHI!

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Mooshi Mooshi

A being that illuminates a strong, intimidating sexual presence. Many people become afraid of the superiority the people have over them through this contained sexual presence.

Mooshi Mooshi!
The Mooshi is strong with this one.
May the Mooshi be with you youngling.

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Mooshie

A word for the most amazing cat you could ever own. He is funny and very soft and black.
MOOSHIE IS A CAT NOT ANYTHING ELSE!!!!!

Mooshie is my favorite cat.

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