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Morpeth is an okish town in Northumberland. Many outsiders think the town is full of poshos but you are wrong. Many radgies who live in nearby towns like Ashganistan and Bedlington are attracted to the town. Many Radgies get the Route 2 Bus from Bedlington where they chuck bottles at peoples grandmas on the bus. They also jump off the Elliot Bridge next to the best Chinese ever and hang around the Bus Station and hack in to the speakers and play MC music. Many radgies live in an estate in the town called Stobhill. The Council estate of Stobhill is a wonderful place where you can find a yearly funfair, druggies, people shagging on the street at 2 in the morning and the finest Nike tracksuits you will ever find. It’s a good town in places but don’t go into the bus station at night otherwise you will smell weed or be greeted by a bunch of radgies.
Radgie 1: let’s gan to Morpeth
Radgie 2: howay then
Radgie 1: where to hang out?
Radgie 2: I nar the bus station
The sound a student makes when I give them a failing grade.
Vollmer: You got everything right so you get a 16
Student: Morpeth