Someone who spams mortar shells in Battlefield 4
Those mortards are a relentless at attacking the base
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The combination of a moron and a retard.
Joe: I can't believe someone actually let Rebecca Black's song "Friday" air.
Jesse: The producer was a mortard.
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Someone who hovers mentally between being a moron and a retard.
Where did you come up with that idea, mortard?
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A spectacular combination of "moron" and "retard". Used only to describe the lowest of human filth. If you're called a mortard, you are basically worthless in the eyes of humanity. Originally created by the legendary J-dog F.
Joe: If I put a banana in water, will it explode?
Mike: Jesus you are a fucking Mortard.
Joe: Oh.
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A type of common species found in society, typically in the workplace or on the highway. Half moron Half retard.
Look at this mortard driving 50 in the fast lane.
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