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mortel

a hot vampire that's a sweetheart (also causes pain)

Misha: "What was it like being human for a week?"

Mortel: "It was disappointing because I didn't get to try Royce's pastries."

by telcat otp October 30, 2013


Derrick Mortel

A very egotistical person, who thinks he is funny and if better than anyone. He will hit on all the girls and try to act "gangster". He will never figure out how stupid and wrong he is you see, because of his mental disabilities from his birth, and when he was dropped as a baby for his head was larger than a normal child.

Stop being a Derrick it's so annoying.

by Alex Ibanez March 28, 2005

13πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


brayden mortell

brayden mortell’s always get herpes and always have small dicks. If your dating a brayden mortell be prepared!

kala~wanna kiss
brayden mortell~yea
* one day later*
brayden~ WHAT THE FUCK KALA YOU GAVE ME HERPES!!!!
kala~oops
addi~ hes a brayden mortell of course he got herpes

by scummittalk October 24, 2019


derrick mortel

can't spell the word "totally" and has bad taste in music. haha. almost joking.

you're totaly DERRICK MORTEL!
and
maaan thats totaly DERRICK MORTEL!

by christabel April 6, 2005

7πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


derrick mortel

Derrick (meaning manly and cooool) Mortel (meaning God like, Unbelievable power)

you're totaly DERRICK MORTEL!

by awesome April 5, 2005

5πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


Derrick Mortel

Derrick (meaning Awesome and cooool) Mortel (meaning God like, Unbelievable power)

maaan thats totaly DERRICK MORTEL!

by awesome April 5, 2005

5πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


michael gabriel mortel

he makes every guy that looks at him horny

god damn, hes such a michael gabriel mortel

by hornyformichael January 10, 2022