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Mortlock is god. Mortlock is epic. Mortlock are people you should respect and never be rude to.
Mortlock is god.
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Having no concept of time, or the corollary matter of punctuality, whatsoever.
Everyone else was there at 7pm, but I mortlocked it and rolled up at 9.30.
Simon is known for mortlocking it when distracted by well-built Russian sailors.
The baby mortlocked it, so had to be induced.
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Socially retarded and cant get it up and his girlfriend ffi doesnt like him
Ffi- OMG jason is such a mortlock
Dylan- really id say he just a cunt
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