mortus, derived from the word rigamortus. mortus describes a girl with hot body or 'rig'. mortus can also be used as a replacement word for girls or chicks.
"that chick was a hell mortus"
"any mortus at the party?"
"score any mortus?"
"moooooooooorrrrrtuuusssssss!"
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A mixture of morbid and obtuse thinking or behavior.
Mortuse kids often like emo crap.
1.Adjective- Being creeped out by viewing corpses, resulting in the dread of going to a mortuary or funeral home.
2. Noun- A unique,unconventional collection of burial clothing. (I thought of this definition when I was inspired by an idea for a satire or situation comedy about putting on a macabre fashion show for burial clothes as modeled by living dead people! See sentence 2 for an example.)
1. "Look, pal. The deceased won't hurt you, open their eyes or come after you. So there is no need to be MORTU-WEARY!"
(Hyphen is optional in writing, but is handy on putting emphasis on the word, "weary")
2. TV Announcer: " Fellow funeral directors! Welcome to the Second Annual Funeral Fashion Show, where you can see the latest , most popular funeral, burial and cremation attire, manufactured by Mortu-Wear-Y!"