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mosesed

when you're taking a girl from behind, and she farts on your bush, spreading it like the red sea

i was having a good time with her last night, i was banging her doggystyle, and she totally mosesed me! it was disgusting!

by foco52 January 22, 2014

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Mosesing

To have sexual intercourse with a female on her period. To "part the red sea with your staff" as moses did.
Like earning your red wings, only with your penis.

Dude1: Dude, last night I was bangin' this chick, and I thought she was just super wet. Turns out I had been Mosesing her the whole time! My dick was covered in blood and the whole bed looked like a post-murder crime scene!
Dude2: Dude, that's sick!
Dude3: Hey man, at least you didn't get your red wings.

by Ganjaninja1031 August 30, 2016


mosesing

Driving down the middle of the road on a motorcycle when traffic is nearly at a stand-still in both directions

"Traffic on the way to work was horrible! Luckily I was on my bike, so I was mosesing past all the cars and made it on time."

by Nairobi_Zebra_Bike March 5, 2014


Mosese

A mosese is someone who has really big feet and long brown hair

โ€œMosese has to pay me $10โ€

by TSunBaby November 3, 2022