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Telling a story, originally thought it was worthwhile, and then realizing that it really wasn't funny to anyone. Not even you.
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A female - usually the oldest, the least attractive, and the biggest prude - who takes charge and hovers over a group of female friends while out drinking.
Exceptionally good at the cockblock. Usually rounds up the other girls to go home just as you're about to hook up with one.
Commonly found leading groups of sorority girls.
Jill was all over me at the bar last night, but then Mother Goose Janet laid down the cockblock and took her home just as it got good.
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When you sit on someones cold feet to make then warm- similar to a goose with her eggs.
Taylor come mother goose my feet, they're cold.
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To pull off a mother goose you’ll need two people. One on there knees and one standing naked with there sphincter hovering over the first partners open mouth. The person standing inserts a hard boiled egg, with or without the shell depending on your threshold for pain, into there anus completely. The person on there knees spits on the asshole when he/she is ready then the standing partner slowly poops the dirty egg into the lovers mouth.
WILLY-hey how did it go with that girl last night
ME-it went really good, I took her home we got in bed and she asked me to tell her a nursery ryhme. So I gave her the mother goose
WILLY- Oh you mean you told her like an old childrens fairy tale or something?
ME- No I shouved a hard boiled egg up my ass and pooped it on her face
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When you take a ice cold alcoholic beverage from the fridge, and it is to cold to drink, so you have to sit on the alcoholic beverage (Between the gouch) until it has reach the proper temperature to be consumed.
Erik was mother goosing his beer while he drank his other beer.
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A person who preaches, whines, and bitches about being wholesome, safe, or smart. Usually describes a friend who was once thought of as cool and fun, but when brought to a party, turned out to be a sour nag.
We brought Samantha to the pudding party to have some fun, but instead of living it up, she went all Mother Goose on us and bitched about us acting stupid.
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the act of cockblocking someone, but with Weed because one is "looking out for another's best interest"
Stop Mother-Goosing the weed. Whatever, whatever, I do what i want !
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