motherducker

iPhone auto-correct fail.

Also happens on many other "smart"phones.

*texting*

Boy: I can't wait to see your vagina pics. It must be so beautiful.

Girl: What? Are you drunk? I certainly don't have any of those pics haha

Boy: *vacation. I mean vacation, not vagina. Damn this motherducker iPhone auto-correct.

Boy: *motherducker

Boy: *motherfucker

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motherducker

A person who dodges anything constantly, e.g. people, plans, relationships, commitments, etc., typically with a flimsy or no excuse. Can also be an alternate spelling of "motherfucker" for cellphone users who refuse to upgrade to modern mobile devices. Variants include: Adj. - motherducking, V.- motherducked

She never returns your calls either? That motherducker's gonna lose friends if she doesn't reciprocate.

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MotherDucker

What happens when autocorrect corrects MotherFucker

Guy 1: I'm going to beat you motherducker

Guy2: Don't you mean MotherFucker
Guy1:Dammit!

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motherduck

A polite variation of the word "motherfuck" which can be used in front of elderly relatives. Can be suffixed with er e.g. motherducker

Oh Granny! Your such a motherducker.

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