mounce

1. To fuck something up beyond recognition.
2. Backwoods retard

1. Goddamnit! That stupid asshole mounced my whole day!
2. Don't be such a mounce, dude.

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mounce

A combination of the words "Mount" and "Pounce" typically referring to a sexual activity.

I mounced Tesla last night.

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mounce

1. v.t.: literally, mouse sex

At first Charlotte thought the field mice were wrestling; on examining the little darlings more closely she found to her dismay that they had begun to mounce.

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Mounce

Someone who engages in sexual activity with a minor. A pedophile.

Keep your kids away from that guy, he's a total mounce.

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eric mounce

a total bro. He's very loveable and a total stud at playin puck. Usually found with Salvatore LaMotta.

Guy 1: Hey man, ever hear of eric mounce?
Guy 2: Yeah he's a bro!