mouthweeny

The hottest man on the planet. The mouthweeny is a elegant creature with the ability to sexually transform into a rat by diving into the KFC deep fryer. It also possess the power to jump to a altitude higher than the Burj Khalifa. Not only that, but the mouthweenys dick is also in the guiness book of world records. That was, until the librarian told it to take it out. Furthermore, the Mouthweeny obtained its name from the latin origin, meaning “Googoogaga"

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