Mr. Jones

A choir teacher who is similar to the Dulingo bird, always making sure you turn in your part check it weekly reflection.

Kid: Hi Mr. Jones
Mr. Jones: You didn’t turn in your Part Check/Reflection, prepare to die

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Mr. Jones

Junk, Penis, Dick, Peter, Flesh Rocket

Mr. Jones and me tell each other fairy tales
Stare at the beautiful women
"She's looking at you. Ah, no, no, she's looking at me."
-Counting Crows, August And Everything After

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Mrs. Jones

1.) adj. To be a Mrs. Jones; A woman who has an affair with a man while she is in a relationship. See adultery

2.) adj. a describing word for one who cheats in a game.

3.) noun. A song by the title "Me and Mrs. Jones" was recorded by billy paul in 1972. The song is often refered to as Mrs. Jones.

You know she has a boyfriend, but she's my Mrs. Jones.

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mr jones

A character mentioned in a Bob Dylan song, no one knows who he is besides Bob Dylan himself. Evidence that no one but Dylan himself knows this can be found in the Counting Crows song "Mr. Jones" where the narrarator wants to be Bob Dylan to understand who this mysterious Mr Jones is.

Do you, Mr Jones
Now you see this one-eyed midget
Shouting the word "NOW"
And you say, "For what reason?"
And he says, "How?"
And you say, "What does this mean?"
And he screams back, "You're a cow
Give me some milk
Or else go home"
Because something is happening here
But you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones

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mrs jones

A girl you cheat with.Such as in the song.

"A man i got this one mrs jones around the corner."

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Mr Jones

A pedophile who likes to hide kids in the basement and store their genitals

He likes to look at girls and find out where his students live

When turned down by the girls he pursues the boys

Mr Jones loves kiddies

Girl 1 : That girl has been touched by mr Jones

Girl 2 : omg that happened to me in primary

Mr Jones : come here my kiddies

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mr jones

that brown noise of a teacher that butt licks the head teacher and gets he's noise stuck in there ass hole hoping he'll get a pay raise. he looks like a retired chav and used to do crack in he's old days.

mr jones dropped the soap to many times at his moms house

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