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mr murphy is such a god because he ate alot of bagels
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This is a word quite popularized by Richard Marcinko, from the US Navy Seals.
It is the personification of bad luck as in Murphy's Law.
Mr Murphy definitely likes me, I have been audited by the IRS seven times in a row.
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The most religious teacher. If you ever talk about the war he will get a little boner.
Mr Murphy is a unit
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A small, old and drawf-like creature, which preys on 9th grade highschool students.
A small "Mrs. Murphy" attacked me at school today, im lucky to have survived with my life.
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An evil shrewd bitch lady who touches her students, but her ass is phenomenal.
Mrs Murphy made me uncomfortable when she touched me yesterday, but i don't mind staring at that ass.
Murphy's law with a twist.
Anything that can go wrong, will; at the worst possible moment.
An example of Mrs Murphy's law:
Your driving to work and your running late.
Not only do your brakes fail, but you have just made it over a hill, and it's a long way down.
Your design project that counts for a third of your year 12 subject score is almost finished after 13 weeks.
Not only has your computer died and refuses to start again (even in safe mode!) you where only 5 mins off printing it out and handing it in later that day. There are no extensions!
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He is a top level scholar, a well educated man, a hall of fame football player, a hall of fame basketball player who averages 45.7 ppg and an outstanding 12 rebounds per game which is insane because he is 5'7''. He is also a Nascar racer who is undefeated and won the 2018 ping pong championship with his left hand. He has won the Nobel Peace prize and has a purple heart award also he won a grammy and an Oscar. He had a 4.0 gpa and went to Harvard. He secretly one the fortnite world cup it wasnt Bugha. He beat mike Tyson and Muhhamed ali in a fight with one hand. he holds over 400 world records and has a 65 inch vertical. He can do anything and everything to perfection this is only 1/12 of his accomplishments. He is insane.