MTA

sorry, this definition has been delayed due to signal malfunctions and a sick passenger at 125th street.

but in all seriousness, the MTA is the transportation society of new York, and it is almost always delayed.

the entire MTA was delayed 11 times this week due to a sick passenger at 125th street, and 50 times due to a signal malfunction.

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MTA

1. Metropolitan Transportation Authority
2. Acronym for a corrupt, inefficient, wasteful and dirty organization that runs NYC public transportation and makes tax payer money disappear magically.
3. Antonym for efficient

see Useless, Corrupt, Inefficient, and WTF.

1. The MTA just raised the fare again.
2. The MTA had more riders than ever, but can't seem to find their money.
3. The MTA pays people to count the number of dead rats in the system.

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MTA

Metropolitan Transit Authority

you can't go to new york without seeing the MTA logo every ten feet.

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MTA

Many Trains Absent, which is what the acronym MTA (New York) will stand for once they make their service cuts and raise the fare from $2 to $2.50 on buses and subways and from $5 to $7.50 on express buses in June 2009.

Get ready to be packed in sardines every day on the trains---the MTA is zawing us around again!

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MTA

Motherfucking Transit Authority, the messed up, always causing delays New York City subway system.

Most of the times, my train is either late or stopped for eternity at one stop. MTA should stand for Mothrfucking Transit Authority.

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MTA

Mouth to ass

First you fuck her in the mouth. than after that you go and fuck her in the ass.

Jim: "hey how was sarah last night? what positions did you guys do?"
Samir: "We did MTA all night"

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MTA

A measurement of time it takes to shit after eating. (Mouth To Ass)

Every time I eat white castle my MTA is less than hour.

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