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A quality or way of life involving being exceedingly innocent in reality, but saying terribly sexually inappropriate things without realizing it in front of children.
Muellerist: "Alright, class, let's look up Leda and the Swan." Class: (dead silence) Muellerist: "Oh my, why are these so graphic?" Class: "What a muellerism!"--- Muellerist with a speech impediment in a Croc's store: "Goth, theeth cocs are tho comforthabul!" Friends: "Mueller!"
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Tall tales accompanied by a well-defined and creative description of a particular scent.
Even as if getting a foot massage from another guy wasn't bad enough, the smell of the water was like dank underwear covered in malt vinegar. The accuracy of this muellerism was like nothing they had ever seen.
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Verb: to Mueller something/someone is to execute a deep lengthy investigation, usually in order to uncover the deepest darkest secrets and crimes of that thing/person, including and often specifically to find secrets unrelated to the original inquiry.
Frances: "Alright boys, fess up now, who took my lighter? Don't make me Mueller this shit and expose your vast collection of stolen lighters."
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Surname. The American version of the name Muller, but with an Umlaut over the "u." Very common in Germany.
American Muellers can be the best people you will ever meet.
Person #1: "That Sarah Mueller, she's really great!"
Person #2: "She might actually be one of the best people I have ever met!"
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Falling, usually into the water, in a clumsy manner.
Im soaked! I took a hell of a mueller at the marsh.
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Noun:
- An invisible thing or being.
Person 1: Have you seen the Mueller's?
Person 2: Nope.
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Something that goes on and on and on and on and never ends, but also never produces anything useful. Purposefully carrying something to its furthest extent to annoy another. Origin: The Robert Mueller Investigation. Also see MuellerGASIM, Muelldozed, Pulling a Mueller, Muelleresque.
Can be used as a noun or a verb.
Mueller (n): That line is a Mueller!
Mueller (v): I tried to Mueller that clerk, but he caught on!
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