When you're too lazy to write motherfucking or want to sound more ghetto.
"She was too muhfuckin' lazy, didn't do shit. So I shoved her ass off the couch and made her do shit."
When you bullshit so much about being sick to stay home from work that you actually get sick.
Buddy didn't want to work that day, so he faked the flu. Guess who has the flu now? That's muhfuckin' karma right thur, mah dood. Pass the Chex Mix.
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hilltop/hillside slang.
used when taking things
to the extreme or
exaggerating.
"shorty got them muhfuckin god damnit melissas on"
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wat da hell derrick is gon get next time he say some crazy shit 2 me
Derrick: imma fuck yu up
Me: Shut yo bitch ass up b4 yu get stomped in da muhfuckin ground
Derrick: who da fuck yu snappin on?
Me: *stomps da fuck outta him* Now ya bitch ass is in da ground. Yu better hope somebody loves yu enough 2 come dig yo stupid ass out
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A muhfuckin bebe is someone who is the best person ever. This phrase is usually screamed.
Random: βRj is my MUHFUCKIN BEBE!β
Me: βWow rj must be the bestβ