multicrap

To go the bathroom and use the phone at the same time; either for business or pleasure. To get caught up on social media while using the restroom.

Because the Mexican food went right through James, he ended up taking a multicrap to get work done answering emails on the toilet preparing for his next meeting.

98.926% of the population multicrap daily.
32.6% only admit to it.

Multicrap

-noun
1.The plural form of crap.
2.Multiple games of craps.
3.A first throw of 2, 3, or 12, and a first throw of any other number must be repeated to win before a 7 is thrown, which loses both the bet and the dice. - a multicrap.
4.An 'un-curse word' - see @#%&.
5.A swear similar to, but worth more than, 'crap' - believed to be equal to a multiple of 5X greater than the term.

–Verb
1.To repeatedly fail to function properly.
2.To commonly 'be crappy' - see crap.

-He enjoyed playing multicraps.

-He needed another 5 in his multicrap.

-He could never keep his balance - He is always multicrapping.

-He swore as he fell, "Multicrap."