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The act of masturbating in public secretly
-looking across the table- "Hunter, where you murdocking? "
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When a professor is holding your grades hostage.
Sally took her exam in anatomy and physiology last Tuesday. Today is Tuesday of the following week and her grades are still not posted. Her professor is murdocking her with her grades; poor Sally.
To be mislead by or receive the ill effects of a co-worker or peers stupidity or incompetence.
Holly had told her co-worker that she had prepared her customers order before she left for the day and it was ready for pickup. When the customer arrived after she left and the order was not complete he realized that he had been murdocked.
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Inspired by the Murdoch saga, a condition in which one finds oneself to be in dire straits -- can be one's own doing or brought about by external elements
The frequent cases of corporate espionage left the company owners Murdocked
to masterbate in public.
Pee Wee Herman murdocked at the movies and got arrested.
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To soil your pants or shart while pulling yourself into a large truck or SUV.
I was pulling myself into the rig and completely Murdocked myself. shart
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To have sex for an hour, not cum and knock your girlfriends belly button ring out...
Dude did you pull a Murdock last night?
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