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A polite way of telling people you're going to take a shit. This is generally used before lunch time.
I'll be in the meeting in a few minutes, I just have to park my breakfast first.
A colloquialism used to describe any act which can either be in reality, or perceived as, displaying or inferring disrespect.
"I asked for a g but Treyvon only gave me .9 . Nigga straight comin in my house and spittin in my breakfast"
"LaRon why don't chu pay dat child support?" Said Lakesha
"Bitch don't spit in my breakfast, you know I'm out gettin my lean on with my clique" LaRon retorted.
Similar to a rim job or to toss the salad, however, it occurs after your lover has defecated.
1. She was such a whore that I made her eat my breakfast.
2. That chick is so hot. I would so eat her breakfast.
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when someone is ruining something and telling you that what you are doing is wrong, not to help you out, but for no apparent reason. As a response you tell them to not jerk off on your breakfast.
I was having a great morning, but then Benji had to ruin my morning by telling me that the Giants were 1-7 so I told him "Please Benji, from now on, Don't Jerk Off On My Breakfast"
Something you say about someone you have a particularly good friendship with
Jacob my breakfast