My father

A mysterious being, lying between the dimensions of abandonment and milk.

"Mummy said my father went off to buy milk a few years ago. He never came back."

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My Father

Someone who has loved me and cared about me my whole life. Someone who has always been there for me. The most: kind,helpful,funny and most resourceful person ever. I love My Father very much and I know nothing can change that.

I don't know what I would do without My Father

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My Father

An abuser who tries to murder you and your mother, usually addicted to drugs or alcohol. Another key factor is being a felon or a rapist, especially a registered pedophile.

Ex.
Dude beats up you and ur mom= My Father

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Are you my father?

Yes, I am your father and I have brought back some milk! I also bought that lego set you want and got you a $100 dollar bill for your 10th birthday.

person 1: Are you my father?
person 2: Yes, I am. So get in my white van and ride to Toys R Us with me.

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my father will hear about this

A sentence most said by Draco Malfoy.

Draco: My father will hear about this!!!!!
Harry: sure Malfoy

My father left me

Your father left you how about that.

Random Stranger: Pal, Just saying my Father left me I was age of 14.
You: ...

My Father Will Hear About This

A sentence used only by Draco Lucius Malfoy, the spoiled blondie and also a.. ferret. When he says that, he doesn't usually mean it, he just uses it to make wizards/witches worried/terrified which sometimes doesn't work.

Draco Lucius Malfoy: My father will hear about this!
Harry Potter: Sure (srsly tired of his bs)

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